Oh look RANDOM SENTENCESRandom sentencesOh look RANDOM SENTENCES by *victorialampini
Lesson learned: never make out with a cactus.
I just flew in from Miami, and boy, this is useless.
I enjoy destroying things with rainbows and cherry flavored rain
Don't put your porn on my potatoes!
I've got a megaphone remote control. AWESOME!
Out of the lists of hot dogs, they're worse than crack.
Try the toothpaste, or die!
Metal stuffing in the backyard.
So many reason it's so very very bad for music.
Cell phones and paintings can't get along.
Apparently, people put severed heads in washing machines.
Melvin can't stand up today.
Nail polish is colorful, but deadly.
Bowling trophies can save lives.
Genie roomate summaryGenie Roomate summaryGenie roomate summary by *victorialampini
A spare anime I came up with.
Eddie Davins is an average high school boy with a struggling single dad. All he wants in life are two things: to find a perfect girlfriend, and his
dad to get the perfect job.
One day, out of nothing but curiosity, he went to his attic and looked through the weird old stuff. He hears a noise coming from a section of the wall.
He saw a tiny handle on the section and it revealed a small door. Behind the door, was a magical lamp. Eddie picked it up, and a teenage genie
named Fox Leo was freed. Fox said he will grant Eddie three wishes.
Eddie wishes to find his perfect girlfriend and for
The story of Max the destroyera word from our beloved Jaws character, Max the destroyer.The story of Max the destroyer by *victorialampini
If you think you have a rough past, don't forget that some people probably had it worse than you. My parents were humans that were poisoned by an
imbalance in nature. I was told that when I was born, my parent's screams could be heard all across the hospital and beyond. My entire time with them,
they dared not to spend time with me. They were usually to afraid to even look at me! The only one who was ever kind to me was my grandfather.
He visited once in a while, but had to be picked up by my dad. He would tell me stories, make puzzles with me, and he even taught me how to read a